Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself
