I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!