I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.