Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish