Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.