Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
Share This Joke:

Funny One Liners

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish

is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

More One Liners jokes

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.

Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.