God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
