Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The last airline I flew charged for everything. Except for the bad service. That was free
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila
