He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest
