I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.