Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
