How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.