How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me
An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain.