How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.