How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."