How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.