How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.