How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"