How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.