I am probably single....because i didn't forward those chain messages in 2008
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Don't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!
