I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.
The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!