I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
