I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong