The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"!
In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes
Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.