The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Where does one apply to be a "kept man"?
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?