The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.