The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?