The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a big rock.