I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack
