I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
