I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
