I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
The only acceptable place to slap a woman is on her ass