I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
I always say "morning" instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to you.
Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?