I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me
There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service