Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.