Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.