I haven't been interested in girls in the past. Seeing you in the morning can do that to a guy.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count
You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.