I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis