I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen
I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it, and he's always on time
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone
By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.