What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
