I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.
