I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
