I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made
