I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
