I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.