I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe