I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.