Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
