I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!