I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
