I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
