I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet
