If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch.
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
