If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says
