If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
The last airline I flew charged for everything. Except for the bad service. That was free
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle