If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
