I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
