If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
