Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!