If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it "breakfast"?
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"
It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
