I'll have to live with the regret of making an offer I will not actually be extending.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
