If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me
When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."
If winning isn't everything, then you must be on the losing side.