Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
