If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
