Top One Liners
  • One Liners
  • Comebacks
  • Chuck Norris
  • Sick Jokes
  • Bundy
    • All Bundy
    • Al Bundy
    • Peggy Bundy
    • Kelly Bundy
    • Bud Bundy
    • Marcy D'arcy
    • Jefferson D'arcy
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand

Share This Joke:
Tweet


Funny One Liners

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand

is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

More One Liners jokes

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.

Privacy Policy | Contact Us | Facebook | Twitter

Submit your Joke

© Top One Liners 2025

2571 jokes and counting!