If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
