When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more