When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job