When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
A relationship with no trust is like a phone with no service. And when you phone has no service, What do you do? You play games
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.