If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
