If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
