Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
