If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A relationship with no trust is like a phone with no service. And when you phone has no service, What do you do? You play games
Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!
