If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
